Eight Simple Things

I have been tagged by William Speruzzi at This Savage Art to cough up eight unknown facts or habits about myself. So here goes:

The Rules

1. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
2. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Eight Facts About Me

1. I read fewer than eight blogs so finding people to play along means seeking out new blogs.
2. I fart way too much.
3. I’m fluent in Chinese and sometimes dream in that language.
4. I drink 4 bottles of Gatorade everyday.
5. I like to take two naps everyday.
6. I forgot how to cook.
7. I don’t know nearly as much about things as most people assume.
8. I have a stalker so I always lie online about where I live.

Now the hard part: finding eight willing participants. Here goes anything:

David Hodge
Helena Bouchez
Ray DeRousse
Swifty
Adam
Dan Denley
Gishdog
Darrin Koltow